I received an email saying I won the mastercard international lottery. I am not allowed to talk about my winning so as to pevent duplicate and/or fraudulent claims, but after I have the winnings, I can behave any way I want. I have to contact Dr James Goldman before the 31st of August and give him my batch number, some other crap, my name, address, phone, country, occupation yada yada yada. Oh yeah, I forgot. This contet has been approved by the British Gaming Boardand licensed by the international association of gaming regulators.
One more thing- the money for winning, or whatever, was set up in 2000 and they use part of the money for good deeds. Has anyone else seen this? Do these people think I'm really gonna go for this crap? And keep quiet until after I get the money so as to prevent fraudulent/duplicate claims? They still haven't asked me for the international service collection fee!!! Oh no! What will I do? At least they could make the email look real! This thing has sentences that are begun but never finished! PULEEZE!
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