Dr. Pepper SUCKS! NOT A REAL DOCTOR
Dr. Pepper SUCKS! NOT A REAL DOCTOR

As many of you are aware, Dr. Pepper is not a real doctor. HE'S FAKI! dR. pEPPeR claims to be a Skinnerian psychologist. The fraud claims that the more Dr. Peeper you drink the more better you will get.

This is not true. Drinking Dr. Pepper to solve your problems of working at a shithole like Atos Origin is like looking for a haystack in a bunch of haystacks.

Dr. Pepper wants to make you conform to the incoming viking invasion. I warned you suckers and Rishi Lakhani (SEO) that this shit was going to happen. You did not listen, you Rishi Lakhani and Bijit Mazumder were busy making love to dog food. Then they said that they were busy sniffing dick. WTF?

I went straight to the grocery store told that Dr. Pepper is a fraud and name dropped myself. They told me that I might be thinking of Australians. I NEVER THINK OF AUSTRALIANS.

Well, like my father said there are a lot of different ways to approach pathetic, but I like to try all of them.

I then remembered my mother masturbating to a doctor and nodded in my direction. I went straight to Dr. Phil's crib and asked him to file suit against Dr. Pepper. There is only room for one fake doctor on TV. Remember that sinking feeling when a plan comes together? YEs. yes.

Playing Pavlov is fun. Ring bell, shoot dog. But I digress, it's not like this is my 1st libido. I got libido stuck all over my body. Most of it in my ass.

Since an unfinished thought is the most profitable thought, I leave you with the imagary of Bijit Mazumder and Rishi Lakhani locked in the 69 position, sucking for libido.

Company: Dr. Pepper SUCKS! NOT A REAL DOCTOR
Country: United Kingdom
Region: England
City: London

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