British Airways
British Airways are CUNTS! And so are all of their staff

British Airways are CUNTS! And so are most of their staff!

I write this article as I sit some way above the rest of you my equally passionate readers!

Well, without further ado let us begin. It starts with a journey, a journey that was intended

to involve some serious reading, writing and laughing. This fabulous looking trip was looking

very attractive indeed, that is until British Airways (The nations darling emporium of

huge rip off fares with shitty northern staff) decided my journey was one not worth investing

some customer service skills in! Now as my laptop dies for no other reason that they

simply will not power it in the last section of the plane I seek solstice in the fact that the

typewriter will have the last say. Now lets start with Michael a balding middle aged fat looking

northerner with all the charms of herpes and a good worming, when asked where the

laptop charging point was he decided of his own accord to inform half the plane that BA

have never provided this service to passengers in eco-nomy (ignorantus massivus), followed

by the fattest looking man with an equal amount of manners as he was hairy on his

very cold, shiny looking head. Andrew (aka Useless TWAT!) happened to be the customer service director (now that is getting close to your customers, every director I know would not want to be on this trip

with his customers), this is a man who after 3 minutes of being told about the rude manners

his staff use to communicate with members of the paying public (also known as customers

and providers of food, money, clothes, housing etc for the often deluded staff) replied

with the fact that he had been with me too long, I guess his pager had been buzzing

his bollocks off to bring someone a serving of swan up the front end of the plane. Andrew

Manning was not to pleased to hear that American Airlines (I prefer United) supply power

points to all customers, he soon left after reminding me that the option of moving to a position

where I could actually power my laptop no longer exists, and guess what, surprise,

surprise!!! This all stopped 2 weeks ago along with the ability to buy champagne or get a

vegan meal however the cunts are quick enough to get you to buy branded BA shit and

duty free, well fuck off Iʼm never flying with you cunts again, you can join the long list of

disappointing service providers hiding behind the british flag.

Jeremy Clarkson is right, if you need to go somewhere just drive! Even if it is the other side

of the world (and you can smoke yourself to death in your own car). Anyway my laptop is

about to die and with no sign of a power point for the next 10 hours and no fags or Champagne

this looks like to end of air travel as being fast, convenient and the only way to

travel, Iʼd rather walk!

PS, guess which weekly columnist forgot his I-Pod arrrgh!!!

Company: British Airways
Country: United Kingdom
Region: England
City: London

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